My Fake Sister Ada (I)
I helped my sister write her third grade essay on Karl Marx substituting all the historical anecdotes with lines from Beach House songs and we still got a C-.
“Every Easter me and the fam try to invoke the soul of Christ into the body of one lucky volunteer and this year it gets to be me! We put all our names into a paper bag, preferably from Meijer, and chuck the bag into the stream over at Sanctuary Woods with a live cat inside. Grandma Pete uses a net to catch it downstream and picks a name from the cat’s mouth.”
